# I Would Never (Dissect a Ewe) — Garfunkel and Oates

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“I Would Never (Dissect a Ewe)” by Garfunkel and Oates. From the album Slippery When Moist (2012). 27K plays on YouTube Music.

| Field | Value |
| --- | --- |
| Artist | [Garfunkel and Oates](https://hit-masters.com/en/artists/garfunkel-and-oates-UCgLCLOQOe8rJ3nSUc2nHW8w) |
| Album | [Slippery When Moist](https://hit-masters.com/en/albums/garfunkel-and-oates-slippery-when-moist-MPREb_wRuPSmxPxYP) |
| Year | 2012 |
| Length | 2:35 |
| Certification | [Demo (Common)](https://hit-masters.com/en/ranks/demo) |
| YouTube Music plays | 27,000 |
| YouTube Music | [https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DfBOc1cZZKs](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DfBOc1cZZKs) |

## The certification

Certification for songs whose popularity index ranges from 0 to 640,000. Published odds per record pulled: 70%. Rarity: Common.

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