# Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of Cheese — Jad Fair [Home](https://hit-masters.com/en) › [Jad Fair](https://hit-masters.com/en/artists/jad-fair-UCWzYSntBb-UluESRy8nT_uA) › [Strange But True](https://hit-masters.com/en/albums/jad-fair-strange-but-true-MPREb_wTfVFzW9IKL) › [Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of Cheese](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-retired-grocer-constructs-tiny-mount-rushmore-XCqiICaRFV8) “Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely of Cheese” by Jad Fair. From the album Strange But True (2025). 969 plays on YouTube Music. | Field | Value | | --- | --- | | Artist | [Jad Fair](https://hit-masters.com/en/artists/jad-fair-UCWzYSntBb-UluESRy8nT_uA) | | Album | [Strange But True](https://hit-masters.com/en/albums/jad-fair-strange-but-true-MPREb_wTfVFzW9IKL) | | Year | 2025 | | Length | 1:51 | | Certification | [Demo (Common)](https://hit-masters.com/en/ranks/demo) | | YouTube Music plays | 969 | | YouTube Music | [https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=XCqiICaRFV8](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=XCqiICaRFV8) | ## The certification Certification for songs whose popularity index ranges from 0 to 640,000. Published odds per record pulled: 70%. Rarity: Common. ## On the same album - [Texas Man Abducted by Aliens for Outer Space Joy Ride – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-texas-man-abducted-by-aliens-for-outer-space-joy-XvoizHzyiaw) - [Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-helpful-monkey-wallpapers-entire-home-eA6rueH7Psc) - [National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor to Name New Wrestling Holds – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-national-sports-association-hires-retired-english-GPYIoO2AHe4) - [Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled to Play Newborn Baby in High School Play – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-dedicated-thespian-has-teeth-pulled-to-play-newborn-iu25qzDOeys) - [Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School at Top of Her Class – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-three-year-old-genius-graduates-high-school-at-top-th4GEvyIGYg) - [Embarrassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-embarrassed-teen-accidentally-uses-valuable-rare-JN5SwpW8-SI) - [Principal Punishes Students with Bad Impressions and Tired Jokes – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-principal-punishes-students-with-bad-impressions-kIGLPBDKEOc) - [X-Ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-x-ray-reveals-doctor-left-wristwatch-inside-patient-BiisVA7E4Ps) - [Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake \#2 – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-clumsy-grandmother-serves-delicious-dessert-by-yNhBbYvW1_A) - [Retired Woman Starts New Career in Monkey Fashions – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-retired-woman-starts-new-career-in-monkey-fashions-E2N0BcQDlqs) - [Circus Strongman Runs for PTA President – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-circus-strongman-runs-for-pta-president-HSTpRj8va9M) - [High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built for 26 – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-high-school-shop-class-constructs-bicycle-built-for-XcLD4kYNtt0) - [Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert by Mistake \#1 – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-clumsy-grandmother-serves-delicious-dessert-by-MKurTKMgS9g) - [Ohio Town Saved from Killer Bees by Hungry Vampire Bats – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-ohio-town-saved-from-killer-bees-by-hungry-vampire-bGID5BNRrSA) - [Nevada Man Invents Piano with 21 Extra Keys – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-nevada-man-invents-piano-with-21-extra-keys-1DCpZUYXxXU) - [Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum from Soap – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-clever-chemist-makes-chewing-gum-from-soap-oGECwv0PFfo) - [Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-minnesota-man-claims-monkey-bowled-perfect-game-eB4k6dMCHQo) - [Ingenious Scientist Invents Car of the Future – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-ingenious-scientist-invents-car-of-the-future-U1PiE3uAAj8) - [Car Gears Stick in Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-car-gears-stick-in-reverse-daring-driver-crosses-HflhJLosCOs) - [Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-shocking-fashion-statement-terrorizes-town-7ydGVhXHw6A) - [Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes with Hundred-Dollar Bills – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-feisty-millionaire-fills-potholes-with-hundred-zL4aNbpxcC4) ## More by Jad Fair - [Texas Man Abducted by Aliens for Outer Space Joy Ride – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-texas-man-abducted-by-aliens-for-outer-space-joy-XvoizHzyiaw) - [Fly Me to the Moon – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-fly-me-to-the-moon-AsdPtkwwC60) - [Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-helpful-monkey-wallpapers-entire-home-eA6rueH7Psc) - [Embarrassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-embarrassed-teen-accidentally-uses-valuable-rare-JN5SwpW8-SI) - [Waiting for My Gin to Hit Me – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-waiting-for-my-gin-to-hit-me-BKgKwAjtK4s) - [National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor to Name New Wrestling Holds – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-national-sports-association-hires-retired-english-GPYIoO2AHe4) - [Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School at Top of Her Class – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-three-year-old-genius-graduates-high-school-at-top-th4GEvyIGYg) - [Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game – Jad Fair (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jad-fair-minnesota-man-claims-monkey-bowled-perfect-game-eB4k6dMCHQo) ## Other songs certified Demo - [Variations on a Theme of Tchaikovsky, Op. 35a: Variation I. Un poco più mosso – Sir John Barbirolli (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/sir-john-barbirolli-variations-on-a-theme-of-tchaikovsky-op-yzz6W9Ar3As) - [Bach: The Well-Tempered Clavier, Book 1, BWV 846-869: Prelude and Fugue No. 5 in D Major, BWV 850 (Prelude) – Bob van Asperen (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/bob-van-asperen-bach-the-well-tempered-clavier-book-1-bwv-ZXrOMmsKBJ4) - [Hold Me Tight – Shut Up (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/shut-up-hold-me-tight-JRmlgOESSeg) - [Piano Sonata No. 30 in E Major, Op. 109: III. (d) Variation III. Allegro vivace – Walter Gieseking (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/walter-gieseking-piano-sonata-no-30-in-e-major-op-109-iii-d-T15fWF69Oio) - [Puccini: Tosca, Act II: Vittoria\! Vittoria\! – Eleonora Buratto (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/eleonora-buratto-puccini-tosca-act-ii-vittoria-vittoria-euCHWmLfD1s) - [Messiaen: Sept Haïkaï: VII. Coda – Joela Jones (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/joela-jones-messiaen-sept-haikai-vii-coda-eVqPLV5s_Vw) --- Songs, cover art and plays: YouTube Music. HitMasters, the music trading card game.