# Brand New Sucker — Jonathan Coulton

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“Brand New Sucker” by Jonathan Coulton. From the album Thing a Week One (2006). Certified Demo (Common) in HitMasters, the music trading card game.

| Field | Value |
| --- | --- |
| Artist | [Jonathan Coulton](https://hit-masters.com/en/artists/jonathan-coulton-UCF4PKWL1mDMEHtV4umJA-JA) |
| Album | [Thing a Week One](https://hit-masters.com/en/albums/jonathan-coulton-thing-a-week-one-MPREb_ok2ORE4CO3n) |
| Year | 2006 |
| Length | 2:07 |
| Certification | [Demo (Common)](https://hit-masters.com/en/ranks/demo) |
| YouTube Music plays | 22,000 |
| YouTube Music | [https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FRTrGCBitEc](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FRTrGCBitEc) |

## The certification

Certification for songs whose popularity index ranges from 0 to 640,000. Published odds per record pulled: 70%. Rarity: Common.

## On the same album

- [See You All in Hell – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-see-you-all-in-hell-yknOynWuDBc)
- [My Monkey – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-my-monkey-ximidV1YX40)
- [W's Duty – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-ws-duty-bgEmecOCMrQ)
- [Shop Vac – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-shop-vac-xmC9PHx19Ac)
- [Baby Got Back – Jonathan Coulton (B-Side)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-baby-got-back-vfoqd4hpPZo)
- [Someone Is Crazy – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-someone-is-crazy-1uoVzTnGoFk)
- [Sibling Rivalry – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-sibling-rivalry-mWKO_aYs4hE)
- [The Town Crotch – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-the-town-crotch-K8Bh6ezlG8Q)
- [Podsafe Christmas Song – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-podsafe-christmas-song-W6AiWPbt8L4)
- [Furry Old Lobster – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-furry-old-lobster-lSSTwC6OQOI)
- [Drive – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-drive-dEGd8yS7wVo)

## More by Jonathan Coulton

- [Re: Your Brains – Jonathan Coulton (Gold Record)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-re-your-brains-8tmzjaN2DWc)
- [Re: Your Brains – Jonathan Coulton (Gold Record)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-re-your-brains-o-mG2Os93w0)
- [Code Monkey – Jonathan Coulton (B-Side)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-code-monkey-AEBld6I_AKs)
- [Code Monkey – Jonathan Coulton (B-Side)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-code-monkey-t2WaaVuHPho)
- [I Feel Fantastic – Jonathan Coulton (B-Side)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-i-feel-fantastic-fDOur0CrQcI)
- [The Future Soon – Jonathan Coulton (B-Side)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-the-future-soon-ygTKLo30fAA)
- [Skullcrusher Mountain – Jonathan Coulton (B-Side)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-skullcrusher-mountain-AGxUVIDUj5I)
- [Ikea – Jonathan Coulton (B-Side)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-ikea-1-v5bqNUHGk)

## Other songs certified Demo

- [The Constable – Sloppy Jane (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/sloppy-jane-the-constable-0y-t0f2j91M)
- [Prom Night – Heroe (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/heroe-prom-night-mdlNF72FBf4)
- [Do poslednego vzdokha (Live at Sankt-Peterburg) – Artik & Asti (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/artik-and-asti-do-poslednego-vzdokha-live-at-sankt-peterburg-EDtQHiqby4A)
- [Les Heures Caniculaires – CharlElie Couture (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/charlelie-couture-les-heures-caniculaires-vbppISuPMVE)
- [La maline – CharlElie Couture (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/charlelie-couture-la-maline-oUSvY9S3Q4o)
- [You Don't Have To Cry feat. Hanah Spring (feat. Hanah Spring) – Uyama Hiroto (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/uyama-hiroto-you-dont-have-to-cry-feat-hanah-spring-feat-ReiBmTAaxNQ)

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