# I Crush Everything — Jonathan Coulton

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“I Crush Everything” by Jonathan Coulton. From the album Best. Concert. Ever. (2009). Certified Demo (Common) in HitMasters, the music trading card game.

| Field | Value |
| --- | --- |
| Artist | [Jonathan Coulton](https://hit-masters.com/en/artists/jonathan-coulton-UCF4PKWL1mDMEHtV4umJA-JA) |
| Album | [Best. Concert. Ever.](https://hit-masters.com/en/albums/jonathan-coulton-best-concert-ever-MPREb_OD0sJaHVqcP) |
| Year | 2009 |
| Length | 4:18 |
| Certification | [Demo (Common)](https://hit-masters.com/en/ranks/demo) |
| YouTube Music plays | 45,000 |
| YouTube Music | [https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zSeldaH\_jTs](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zSeldaH_jTs) |

## The certification

Certification for songs whose popularity index ranges from 0 to 640,000. Published odds per record pulled: 70%. Rarity: Common.

## On the same album

- [The Future Soon – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-the-future-soon-CS9U9vOymFQ)
- [Ikea – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-ikea-3etEUatqUVk)
- [Shop Vac – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-shop-vac-k94_tpfrJ8I)
- [I'm Your Moon – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-im-your-moon-cU1Q7xklb8A)
- [Baby Got Back – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-baby-got-back-He5TN5Qc6O8)
- [Kenesaw Mountain Landis – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-kenesaw-mountain-landis-DveU_n1HUb0)
- [Chiron Beta Prime – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-chiron-beta-prime-JErs2SLbudE)
- [Tom Cruise Crazy – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-tom-cruise-crazy-ADx9MR9FxFk)
- [Code Monkey – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-code-monkey--CuOMpoY96Y)
- [Creepy Doll – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-creepy-doll-C5iFe7-5_rU)
- [Still Alive – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-still-alive-yDuVYVsif_M)
- [Mr. Fancypants – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-mr-fancypants-2UV4Ow30IJ8)
- [Skullcrusher Mountain – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-skullcrusher-mountain-Xom-Vsp7fhU)
- [Mandelbrot Set – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-mandelbrot-set-M52WjmasGqY)
- [You Ruined Everything – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-you-ruined-everything-FUsj6VGW6VI)
- [Re: Your Brains – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-re-your-brains-DAjfULfgAr4)
- [A Talk with George – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-a-talk-with-george-qDRLghVxqX0)
- [I Feel Fantastic – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-i-feel-fantastic-7se2MeHAc74)
- [First of May – Jonathan Coulton (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-first-of-may-YFc08WTEN5g)

## More by Jonathan Coulton

- [Re: Your Brains – Jonathan Coulton (Gold Record)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-re-your-brains-8tmzjaN2DWc)
- [Re: Your Brains – Jonathan Coulton (Gold Record)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-re-your-brains-o-mG2Os93w0)
- [Code Monkey – Jonathan Coulton (B-Side)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-code-monkey-AEBld6I_AKs)
- [Code Monkey – Jonathan Coulton (B-Side)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-code-monkey-t2WaaVuHPho)
- [I Feel Fantastic – Jonathan Coulton (B-Side)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-i-feel-fantastic-fDOur0CrQcI)
- [The Future Soon – Jonathan Coulton (B-Side)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-the-future-soon-ygTKLo30fAA)
- [Skullcrusher Mountain – Jonathan Coulton (B-Side)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-skullcrusher-mountain-AGxUVIDUj5I)
- [Ikea – Jonathan Coulton (B-Side)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/jonathan-coulton-ikea-1-v5bqNUHGk)

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- [Can't Believe – Mirror Kisses (Demo)](https://hit-masters.com/en/tracks/mirror-kisses-cant-believe-0mXlAU0dJqk)

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